About Us

Christiana Stanley Smart is a 29-year-old intelligence researcher who enjoys chess, travelling and cycling. She is giving and smart, but can also be very greedy and a bit lazy.

She is a Thai Sikh. She finished school and then left academia.

Physically, Christiana is in pretty good shape. She is average-height with dark chocolate skin, black hair and blue eyes.

She grew up in a working class neighbourhood. She was raised by her father, her mother having left when she was young.

She is currently single. Her most recent romance was with a plumber called Ralphie Zachariah Thompson, who was the same age as her. They broke up because Ralphie got fed up of how Christiana talked to people.

Christiana’s best friend is an intelligence researcher called Erin Jenkins. They get on well most of the time. She also hangs around with an intelligence researcher called Leslie Bryant. They enjoy extreme ironing together.